Out of the mouth of Mason

Mason and I just had a very casual conversation that I have to document. He was picking up markers and nonchalantly says, " I wish Taylor Swift was my mom." To which I replied, "why?" And he says, "well because she's such a good singer." (apparently he doesn't think so highly of my singing). Then he justified it by saying, "Well mom I will still love you. You could be my grandma." I guess it could be worse, but seriously my kid wishes an 18 year old was his mom!